Advice on how to flunk university courses 

Despite best efforts by all, some students are still passing courses.
To ensure a failing grade, please consider the following
tried and true techniques.

1) For heaven's sake don't do any work outside of class!  In
particular don't review the material about 24 hours after the lecture,
since this is known to help people remember things better.  Be sure to
wait until a few days before tests and exams to review material.
Better yet, don't review the material at all.

2) It's the professors job to teach you, not your job to learn.
Don't take any of this responsibility on yourself.
For example if you don't understand something don't ask any questions and
don't see the professor during office hours, just wait and see if the
professor will cover the material again in a review or something.

3) In the lectures, don't try to anticpate what the professor will say
next or try to connect what is being said with what you have heard
earlier.  Hell, don't even listen at all!  Just use the time talk to
your buddies.  It's not like you are paying to be there or anything.

4) It is dangerous to prioritize or plan.  Don't try to decide which
things are more important to do than others, because there won't be
that much to do really anyhow.  Study with your buddies so that you
can talk about television or who's boinking who and that will make the
time go faster.  (Studying at the pub works especially well.)

5) Make no attempt to understand the real message in what you hear.